Season: 1     Episode: 1     Disk: 1

Fry: "My parents. My co-workers. My girlfriend. I'll never see any of them again. Y-a-h-o-o!

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Wait a minute. Is that blimp accurate?

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Olde Fortran Malt Liquor.

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Fry: If you were programmed to jump off a bridge would you do it?
Bender: I'll have to check my program....Yep.

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The Police: Come out with your hands up. We have you partially surrounded

Season: 1     Episode: 2     Disk: 1

Caffeinated bacon, bacon-ated grapefruit, Admiral Crunch.

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Q: Why does a moon rock taste better that an earth rock.
A: Because it's a little meteor.

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The temperature on the moon. "It drops down to -173." Fahrenheit or Celcius? "First one then the other"

Season: 1     Episode: 3     Disk: 1

Veesh, 40,000 channels and only 150 have anything good on.

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Robo Fresh - Designed by a robot for a robot.

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Bender - You know, Fry. Of all the friends I've had. You're the first.

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On a knitted wall hanging -
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10

Season: 1     Episode: 4     Disk: 1

Dark Matter. Each pound of which weighs over 10,000 pounds

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Zap Brannigan - I'm anticipating an all out tactical dogfight followed by a light dinner. Ravioli, ham...

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DOOP - Democratic Order of Planets.

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Directive B10.81 - Brannigan's Law.

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Animals to collect from Vergon 6 Checklist - Purple Fruit Snake, Sharktopus, Chilean Space Bass, Parasitic Puppy, Gretchen Mole, Windey Shrimp, Vampire Slug, Excommunicated Cardinal, Four-legged Mimic, Moltov Cockatoo, Hermaphlamingos

Season: 1     Episode: 5     Disk: 2

Nice seats. We're close enough that when you hit a player with a bottle he stays down.

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A Blurnsball fan holds up a sign that says: Glorx 3:16

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I respect your diversity to the extent the law requires. But, you used up your days off...

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Bender once again says, "bite my shiny metal ass."

Season: 1     Episode: 6     Disk: 2

OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN THEY APPEAR.

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FRY: Do you take Visa? CLERK: That card hasn't existed for 500 years.
FRY: American Express? CLERK: 600 years.
FRY: Discover Card? CLERK: Mmm, sorry. We don't take Discover.

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You don't have to do the math to know that's a buttload of oil.

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Baywatch: The Movie. It was the first movie to be shot entirely in slow motion.

Season: 1     Episode: 7     Disk: 2

Robot Wash (ie. Car Wash) Options: Regular, Deluxe, Sub-Standard (Undercoating 25 Cents)

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Honey, I wouldn't be talking about taste if I were wearing a lime green tank top if I were you. BAM!

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On a crack vending machine - Refreshing CRACK
Then, the crackhead says, "Come on, man. Don't hold out on me like this!"

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I Can't Believe It's Not Slug! bread spread.

Season: 1     Episode: 8     Disk: 2

And what will you be presenting this evening, Grandpa?
The Professor: Let's just say that it'll put you young whippersnappers in your place.
I just hope it's not as lame as that death clock you presented last year.
The Prof: Eh, Last year you say. Oh my. Did it put you young whippersnappers in your place.
Hardly, We laughed until our teeth fell out.

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This episode features the smell-o-scope

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As long as you don't make me smell Uranus. To prevent 'Your anus' jokes we renamed it. . . Urectum.

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There will be plenty of time to register your complaints if and when you return.