If you enjoy watching Futurama I assume you have noticed each episode begins with a humorous caption along the bottom of the screen. Here are some of the quotes/captions that didn't make the cut. These captions are from FUTURAMA VOLUME THREE - DISK ONE. If you think you can do better please submit you suggestion below. Or if you remember one from an episode that you thought was particularly funny. Feel free to share it with others here as well.
The ones marked "FUTURAMA WRITERS" are from the DVD. Any other comments or quotes were posted by members.
LOOKOUT! SHIP! - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:35:37
BEANS NOT INCLUDED - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:35:03
CAUTION: WILL GET YOUR GOAT - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:34:14
MAY CONTAIN SCI-FI CRAP - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:33:44
TODAY'S FUTURE TONIGHT - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:33:26
DISASSEMBLY REQUIRED - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:32:49
MAY CONTAIN SARCASM - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:32:28
WATCH, RINSE, REPEAT - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:32:02
SOON TO BE A NEPTUNE-ORBITING AMUSEMENT PARK - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:31:44
A PROUD SPONSOR OF SPECIAL RELATIVITY - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:30:36
NOW AVAILABLE WITHOUT A PRESCRIPTION - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:29:59
DEAR GOD, I'M STUCK ON THE BOTTOM OF THE TV SCREEN - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:29:31
A WHOLLY OWNED SUBSIDIARY OF RAMEN NOODLE CORPORATION. - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:28:55
DO NOT TAKE WITH A GRAIN OF SALT - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:26:33
NOT TO BE INSERTED ORALLY - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:26:14
SPRAY DIRECTLY IN FACE - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:25:57
NOT A SPIKE LEE JOINT - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:25:36
A JAZZY ALTERNATIVE TO THE PRESENT DAY - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:24:59
I LIKE THIS SHOW!
DO YOU? - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:21:59
NOW HIRING GORNS OR TRIBBLES - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:21:27
LICK SCREEN FOR "SURPRISE" - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:20:40
ENTERTAINMENT FOR GENIUSES - FUTURAMA WRITERS - 2006-09-30 02:20:03
A Sheep repeatedly headbutts a Swingset 
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